Hilarious Re-Creation Of Tiger Wood’s Careless Driving Ticket

This is a hilarious 3-D re-creation of how the Tiger Woods careless driving ticket incident may have unfolded.  For my take on this incident, see the preceding post.
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Funniest Police Frisk Ever

Too funny.

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Speed Camera Joke

A man was driving when he saw the flash of a traffic camera. He figured that his picture had been taken for exceeding the speed limit, even though he knew that he was not speeding.

Just to be sure, he went around the block and passed the same spot, driving even more slowly, but again [...]

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Kitten Tries To Stop Police Officer From Issuing Speeding Ticket

A pesky kitten attempts to obstruct justice by interfering with a police officer’s issuance of a speeding ticket.

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Traffic Lawyers Gets A Traffic Ticket (Part 4)

After waiting almost 30 days, I pled not guilty and got a court date as far away as possible.  I did very well by getting a March 2010 date.  The case will be 7 months old when it is first scheduled and I can “buy” another 3 to 5 months with just one adjournment.
With [...]

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I Have A Secret

I have a secret.  I’ve kept it quiet for 5 weeks but can no longer contain myself.  I’ve been cheating on you, my readers.  Not another woman … rather another blog.  Since the beginning of the season, I have been blogging for NFL.com about the New York Jets.
I am a die-hard Jets fan and watch [...]

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Unsafe Backing A Moving Violation?

A reader recently inquired whether unsafe backing is a moving violation.  The answer is yes.  This ticket carries 2 points is most commonly issued in New York toll plazas for motorists backing out of clogged toll lanes (although I have seen it on local roads as well for motorists backing up a long distance or [...]

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Funniest DWI Video Ever

Hard to believe that this guy was actually driving a car.

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Pretty Good Traffic Joke

The below joke was emailed to me by one of my lead-footed, repeat customers. I don’t know how wrote it but would be glad to give credit is whoever did. Anyway, I hear a lot of traffic ticket jokes and this one is better than most.
A police officer stops a driver for running [...]

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Lucky Motorist Gets Out Of New York Speeding Ticket (Part III)

Below is the last of a series of ads I created for my law firm.  The theme for all of them is that a lucky motorist gets out of a New York traffic ticket due to something beyond his or her control.  I hope you enjoy it and remind you that, when you are out [...]

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